REASONS NOT TO MARRY A PHOTOGRAPHER - No 1017
They Will Lose All (already limited) Domestic Goddessery Skills When Given A Photography Project:-
Your average photographer has two projects at the start of 2016:-
1. Decorate and Completely Furnish Your New Front Room
2. Decorate and Completely Furnish Her New Studio
Almost 12 months later
(ie the week before Christmas)
despite having known for some considerable time
that she has:-
13 people coming for Christmas,
16 for Boxing Day,
In-Law's arriving from France any day
and friends coming to stay with newborn twins
THIS will be your decorated and completely furnished new front room

Meanwhile......
THIS will be her decorated and completely furnished new studio

(And your problem is........???!)