Reasons Not To Marry a Photographer

REASONS NOT TO MARRY A PHOTOGRAPHER - No 1017

They Will Lose All (already limited) Domestic Goddessery Skills When Given A Photography Project:-

Your average photographer has two projects at the start of 2016:-

1. Decorate and Completely Furnish Your New Front Room

2. Decorate and Completely Furnish Her New Studio

Almost 12 months later

(ie the week before Christmas)

despite having known for some considerable time

that she has:-

13 people coming for Christmas,

16 for Boxing Day,

In-Law's arriving from France any day

and friends coming to stay with newborn twins

THIS will be your decorated and completely furnished new front room